give me more speeeeeeeeed

Telewest Blueyonder, purveyors of our cable modem, are offering a 1Mb service (i.e. twice the speed that we have now), for the impressively modest additional cost of UKP10 per month.

will we upgrade? You bet your sweet bippie, as they used to say on a television programme that was around when Noah’s ark was but a gleam in his eye …