Death Match! – Roomba v Squid

Well, it’s not actually a squid, it’s a sort of pluth mouse with very long legs. We use it to serve the Tribe’s catnip on. I know, I know …

You may note that the Roomba is a tad battered; this is because one day it took it into its head to zoom out of the patio door and hurtle itself down the patio steps. Pete says it was confused by the sunlight, but personally I think it lost the will to live, faced with all that cat fur to vacuum.

Who won? Hard to say. The Roomba made its mournful noise, and Pete went and disentangled them. A dead heat, I reckon.