“Dear Mac,
We have some exciting news about the ticket that you bought for the Friday 28 July draw. Please Sign In to your Account at the National Lottery website for more details.”
Congratulations, you’re a winner!
Game: EuroMillions
Prize: £6.50
ho hum
Here, I’ll trade you this poke in the eye with a sharp stick for it.
Well, it’ll buy your next four tickets.
I have an automatic number (just the one) in every draw. Guess how much I’ve won in 2005 and 2006…